Tuesday, September 14, 2010

you know your a mom when...

you no longer dream of hours in a bath with a book, just 10 minutes in the shower without an audience

your version of swear words are stinky bunny, for crying out loud, and funky monkey

you calmly count to 10 when your hubby walks in, steps over the trash bag, past the folded laundry, pats the kids on the head as they do their homework, and asks why dinner isnt ready

your daughter watches you dress and wants to know why you are allowed to draw lines on your tummy but she got sent to her room for drawing a smiley face on hers

your day of rest includes making breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 5, breaking up 3 fights, 4 loads of laundry, 18 tattle telling incidents, 1 spilled milk glass ( that was supposed to not tip), and 3 showers of sticky little bodies

No comments:

Post a Comment